Never say these to your wife

You let the kids get away with murder. "He should realize that he is probably never there when the children misbehave most -during and the day and that she has the responsibility of disciplining them."

Is this mulligatawny soup meant to taste of cloves? "Don't be over-critical of your wife's culinary efforts. Even the simplest recipes can go wrong. You'd know this if you were to dabble in cooking yourself. If you can't do better keep quiet and be thankful that you have a wife who tries hard to keep your stomach happy."

You've lost all your old sex appeal. "Who hasn't? Have you bothered to take a close look at yourself lately?"

You watch too much television. "Viewing helps a woman relax after a hard day's chores."

You never really loved me. "Never make such damning accusations; they may open serious emotional wounds and set the stage for future arguments."